Give me a........

problem and i'll solve it.

Give me a..................

subject and i'll write about it.

Really appalingly un PC joke.

A man is crossing the road he is run down by a passing car and the man gets out of the car and calls for an ambulance then drives off he later decides that he should sue the man for the dammage he caused to his car, once in court they are both told they don't have a leg to stand on.

other sites

does anyone use yahoo answers if so then check out my questions and answers by looking under phillipgdmn
if not then you should but i warn you it is highly addictive.
[i know that this is a bit like publicising another company but if google (who own this site) don't like then they better just make google answers]

here's a recently posted question by me

Rate these for their level of addictiveness 1 being the lowest 10 being the highest.
wikipedia, blogger, yahoo answers.

I'm getting deja vu here have i said something like this before on here or is it just that i just wrote this on yahoo answers?

Charging us for what we allready own.

I am currantly sitting in a library in front of a computer, the same computer in fact that i had to stop sitting sitting in front only a few days ago as it refused to work but on this occasion it seems to be working just fine, before i was sitting at this computer before indeed i was even in th library i was walking thorought he car park at the back of the library and i spoted some kids knocking over a parking meter and taking the money out, had i dissagreed with what they were doing i would have had to ignore them because i'm not the sort of person to intafear in other peoples buisiness but as i walked past them i realised that i didn't have to ignore them because i agree with what they were doing, you see in th UK librarys and most carparks certainly including this one are publicaly owned which means that i own them those kids own the and if you live anywhere near me you own them to so how dare the local council actually charge us for parking our cars on our own publicaly owned property, those kids were right in what they were doing , you should do the same thing and so should I!!!!!!

Its tantamount to putting a parking ticket on a car in a persons driveway, OK not quite the same thing but as good as!!!!!!

Album review1

Rob Zombie - The sinister Urge

[Yeh I know only about four years late but better late than never and why should an album only ever be reviewed when its released and never again anyway? (if you actually have an answer for that by all means.............)]

I haven't listened to much of his stuff before but I've heard enough to have had some [in retrospect quite silly] preceptions about what the album would be like and thus when I actual started listening I was quite surprised [eventually pleasantly so] I thought that it would have a sort of thicker perhaps angrier feel to it and be somehow more focused, I was I think thinking of something somehow akin to nu-metal but instead what I got was this wonderful phantasmagoric mixture of glam rock, alt-metal, industrial, hip hop, phycedelia, horror movie soundtracks, classical, and strangely enough a real and quite unexpected pop sensibility.
If that description alone doesn't get you interested in this, then the album also has more guest slots than you can shake an arc welder at.
Extra drum work done by among others, Josh Freese [the vandals, A Perfect Circle] and Tommy Lee [Motley Crue] Danny Lohner [Nine Inch Nails]
Extra guitars Kerry King [Slayer]
guest vocals Ozzy Osbourne [ oh a little known Heavy Metal bad called Black Sabbath]

I'm now going home to watch the Rob Zombie written/ directed movie 'House of a Thousand Corpses' possibly followed by its sequel 'The Devils Rejects'.

addiction to web thingums.

First i was addicted to blogging [allthough i still do it on a regular basis i do not any compulsion to do it i don't feel i have to do it] then i was addicted to Wikipedia [i still consider myself to be a Wikipedian but i havn't written anything for some time, theres just to much there allready a rarely find any blanks on there and when i do i rarely know enough about them to write] now i am very clearly addicted to Yahoo answers where i go write under the name phillipgdmn. I think what i really like are self contained meritocracys [blogger probably isn't one but wikipedia and yahoo answers certainly are]. What i know for sure right now is that i will at somepoint tire [atleast slightly] of using yahoo answers and i feel i must plan for the future, so does anyone know of any other web thingums suitable for me to become addicted to, come on be a pusher, i don't mind if you say you're website or you're employers.

p.s.1. i'll probably mirror this in a smaller form on yahoo answers [or in this case questions] thats the level of my addiction.

p.s.2. an interesting aside, when i was a kid i allways used to insist that i was addicted to caffein [you know the stuff in coke and coffee, just incase you can't get through my bad spelling super encryption] i think i felt that this addiction some how made me more adult, perhaps this is the origin of this sort of mock addiction.

p.s.3. this is kinda a joke but please anyone who is troubled by acctual addiction by all means be offended but don't for a second believe that i wrote this just to offend you!

p.s.4 for lovers of p.s. usage the fact that 4 p.s.'s made an appearance in this little joke [or half joke certainly not a funny one] that does not mean that I am making fun of p.s. i love p.s. thats why i've written it 8 times, but by the way what does p.s. [9 times] actually stand for.

Statistics, and other uninteresting peices of information about this blog [bit of a long title wasn't that, much longer now because of this].

On this blog i have had people from:
United Kingdom, United States, France, India, Japan, Hungary, Turkey, Mexico, Canada, Romania, Republic of Moldova, Peru, and Portugal

First word written on this blog:
Hello

First subject:
Gary Glitter

second word:
all

with the exception of one anonymous comment i have not had any comments for 12 or maybe 13 posts.

Places I also post at:

www.Wikipedia.org under the same name as here.

-yahoo questions- as phillipgdmn.

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Oh my god theres some one on here now quick i better write something interesting before they leave
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ask me how i know

Mobile phones in restaurants [and I emphasize the rants part].

A great number of people think that mobile phones should be banned from restaurants, weather they mean that anyone caught with one should be thrown out or that you should just have to leave them at the front desk I don't know but I have allways found this strange because people talk in restaurants and no one who's against mobiles in them has suggested that they are also against talking in them in fact they often say that they want to ban the mobiles so that they can talk more easily, but I'm not sure why it matters weather someone is talking to the person next to them or a person on the end of a phone line. The only thing that I may agree with them on is that there should be a rule that would force people to turn there ringers of and also by the same reasoning not make to much noise.

I apologize for this, it is clearly an appallingly boring subject for a post, however I've taken the time to write it and indeed this so I may as well post it

Mobile "phones" [or cell "phones" if you must]

It strikes me that as mobile phones or cell phones as the yanks like to call them [more cultural imperialism from a brit who would had thought it] get more and more complex with a greater number of non call related features such as music, camera, computer games, and even internet we will have to start refering to them as something else.

my suggestions

1. Mobile cultural interaction pods [or M CIPs (pronounced em sips) as i'm sure they will come to be known as]
2. Mobile culture stations [MCS (they will shortly be refered to as macs and be marketed as such, Apple computers will then attemp to sue the various manufacturers and in achordance with the curse of the beatles they will fail]
3. Mobile entertainment network stations [never refered to as mens, sometimes refered to as mobens]
4. Mobile culture network entertainment stations or pods [ allways written as Mob C/N/E stations or Mob C/N/E Pods]

If you have any suggestions of you're own I would welcome them, remeber the future of the mobile phone may depend on you!

If any of the cultural referances in this or any othe post have gone over you're head then please don't hesitate to ask and I will indevour to explain as best I can.

The return of the strange recipes, two of them in fact.

Firstly a brief explanation of my intentions.

1. These recipes are not jokes.
2. All recipes put forward here have been tried and tested.
3. The recipes put forward here are the product of careful thought, not simply combining things randomly.
4. Previously they have been written in a blow by blow, cook book type style. this is no more from now on they will be written simply and i will allow you to fill in the blanks.

I hope that these number points have cleared somethings up.

Recipe 1

Spinach and Apple juice: Tip, make sure the spinach you are using is quite mulchy as it will have to hold a small amount of liquid.

Recipe 2

Sugar Puff and peanut butter sandwich: Tip, make sure that the layer of peanut butter is for a start put on first and secondly think enough to hold a number of sugar puffs and allso not allow the sugar puff flavour to completely over power the peanut butter flavour.

More blah blah blah

I presume by the fact that you left no comments that you did indeed wish me to write something better. I will hence forth work my way towards doing so, though i may be some time.

Destruction Earth

It is quite often said that their is a commet or meteorite of some sort heading for us [the earth] in 2066 or something there abouts and that it may or may not be big enough to wipe out the planet or rather the various things that live on it [humans for example] it is allso often said that various geverments are doing nothing to combat this the resons for this what could they be?

1. The world is run by death cultists who want the world to die.
2. There is nothing that can be done about it.
3. Those in power wish to use this opportunity to wipe out most of the population and start again. [while they of course are on the moon]
4. They know that in fact there is nothing heading for us and they just made it up to distract us.

I can think of no other possibilitys, perhaps you can?

Flaws in these ideas may or may not be.

1. weather they want us dead, know they can't do anything, or are death cultists, why don't they simply give the impression of doing something?

Either this that or the orther and we're screwed either we're dead or being massively manipulated and most probably both.

I wish...........

That i could filter out my own visits to my blogs [i can't cos i don't log on from the same computers] but i susspect that if i did i would have very little site traffic showing up on the counters and meters.

What do you wish for right this instant?
Maybe that i should write something better?

I hate it when............................

I click on next blog and it brings me to something not written in English, not that i have anything against other languages its just that i only speak english and I just wish that there was some sort of built in filtering tool on here cos it seems to happen to me all the time to me.

I go to make a comment only to realise that the button I clicked is just the one to view the comments and that I have to click on another one to make my comment, I wonder why I bother sometimes.

What do you hate right now?

Hello Mr self obsessee.

I now have one site meter one site tracker and one site counter.
Beat that!

Libertarianism in England

In my recent post on libertarianism I suggest that it may well be all but dead in the
United States but it seems that things may well be going the same way over here [England] what with Tony Blairs New labor [and I emphasize the 'new' over the 'labor'] government currently [for all intents and purposes] attempting to repeal human rights laws and with the general shift of things towards arguments such as 'the rules of the game have changed' [proving perhaps that while people are dying politicians really do think of it just as a game] but having said that atleast we have some sort of discussion over it I mean I don't have anything against America [or atleast not for the purposes of this post I don't] but it seems to me that you have some of the best human rights laws in the world but you're government just ignores them and you let them get away with it and any one who suggests that they shouldn't be ignoring these laws or even that the government must adhere to law as much as anyone else is labeled a terrorist or atleast a sympathizer certainly they are seen as being grossly unpatriotic, well you know what we have people like that over here as well and although the government certainly doesn't like them [there was one incident when a 70 year old man was thrown out of a public meeting for shouting 'rubbish!' at jack straw] we don't do anything like that to them we don't slander them and we probably wouldn't get away with it if we tried to [why do I keep on saying we?]. Two things that can allmost allways be said about our politicians is that for a start they're not quite as bad as yours and secondly they will allmost allways defend libertarian ideals while in opposition and allmost allway shit in their faces when their in power!

A (or some) new word(s depending on what i feel like putting down when i'm finished with the first).

Shonky
Combining shoddy and wonky having within its meaning elements of both words.

[Credit for this word goes to Jonathan creater and administrator of the blog intitled 'bloody awful poetry' which contains within it no poetry.]

Other examples of this sort of thing: (this type of word not this sort of credit giving)

Meld
Combining mold and weld having within its meaning ellements of both words.

I think i choose 'A' instead of 'some'.

Myself the walking contradiction.

I'm a living, breathing, talking, walking contradiction.
I'm a pedant but I'm rubbish at speelling.
I'm a self deprecating egotist.
I'm rather reserved but love to monopolies conversation.
I'm obsessed by theorys but see things only as they are.
I'm an optimistic, pessimistic, realist.
I am myself and a million different selves all of them concrete and unchanging all of them upfront and in charge of my body all of the time.

updates, sugestions and some questions

If you look at my previous post on the subject of American libritarinism as well as a small number of other posts you will noticed that i have highlighted certain words and phrases by making them larger than the rest of the text and i was just wondering................

1. Do you like it?
2. Does it make it difficult to read the text?
3. Have I highlighted the correct words?

I only ask because I think that I will be continueing to do this on any post that I feel to be of a serious political nature.

OK thats the questions and updates done with now onto the..................

1. Come here in greater numbers.
2. Get a site meter for you're blog.

site meters are great, you can find out so much about the people who log onto you're site, for instance I recently had my first person come on here who was not from either the UK or America, they were from Turkey ain't it swell.

some random things for today1

Question.................. people allways or atleast quite often say talking to yourself is one of the first signs of madness and allways think and often or atleast sometimes ask 'if thats the first then what are the others' i've never gotten a satisfactory answer in fact i've rarely if ever gotten an answer at all. I would suggest that if thats the first sign then the second would be actually answering back and perhaps the third would be not finding this to be a strange thing.

Is libertarianism dead in America and if so who or what killed it?

It seems to me that America was founded on the principles of libertarianism and it shocks me to think how far away from those ideals they have gone.
I would imagine that the founding fathers would be aghast to know that America now uses patriotism and the threat of tragedy as weapons of tyranny against their own people. One wonders that if they new that would they have pushed so hard to break away from English rule or would they have instead pushed for great reform of the entire British empire and the rules that govern it. I happen to think that had they done this and succeeded then the British empire may well have continued much longer than it did perhaps it would even exist today instead of this farcical shadow form that it takes now. I happen to think also that had this been achieved then the world of today would be a much better place for it, but all of that is mere historic speculation and it does not distract me long from the fact that libertarian ideal are in America atleast and to all intents and purposes dead, leaving us with only one question who or what did who committed this great crime this great murder this great injustice for they committed it against the very people of America and for that matter the people of all the world. In answer to that question I can offer you one word..... religion..... more so than that and more percificaly Christianity. Christianity murdered the libertarian ideal and why wouldn't it doesn't the constitution grant not only freedom of religion but also freedom from religion.
But it had to be religion didn't it what else could cause the American people to allow such ideals that have protected them for so long to be thrown out................ well theres allway laziness i suppose, and America's bellys are testiment to your aptitude at that.

favourite phrase

move yo fat arse, i say it to cars as they slow down when you're at a crossing and the cars to close for you to cross and you just want it to speed up so you can cross the road but it doesn't and you don't know weather it thinks its doing you a favour and can't understand why you havn't crossed or its just doing it to anoy you cos its a sadist or its just bored and wants some entertainment and you can't imagine what level of entertainment it would derive from this situation but then it is a car so you imagine that it would have a particulaly carcentric way of thinking and sense of humour and then it passes and you cross over and forget about it.

title goes here. [this has nothing to do with the following text]

i find that i've got so used to using www.wikipedia.org that when i come on here i expect some one else to have updated this. if you don't know what wikipedia is then i'll tell you "simply send......." only joking [but on the square by allmeans send me something] wikipedia is an online encyclopedia which allows anyone to edit any page on it, you should all join it, it kicks ars, its even better than blogspot in many ways allthough having said that it is an encyclopedia its not a place to publicise you're self or write essays but it does kick arse in fact i might just go back there now, hope to see you there.

Globalization an Communism.

Communism or Socialism can by their very nature only work if those involved in them are close enough to be able to talk to each, this is because Communism is based on the idea, or perhaps ideal of co-operation. If people aren't close enough to talk then they can't co-operate thus things end up going through the government which ends up with people simply having things forced on them at which point the the government stops being communist. That's why communism has allways worked better in smaller countries such as Cuba and Vietnam than in large countries such as Russia and China. Communism is far from dead in Russia but it is for all intents and purposes no longer in power it has been replaced with a Soviet un-union and as for China communism there has not lived in a while and has been replaced either with non-free market Capitalism or free market Communism or Comitalism or Capmunism.
Ironically Globilization the tool of Capitalism allows co-operation to spread accross the whole globe, all that stops it is human nature which the Communist have failed to wipe out and the Capitalist have failed to fully exploit..... or have they?

My heroes, and inspirations:

Howard Stern, Larry Flynt, Marilyn Manson,
Boyd Rice, Alistair Crowley,
Anton LaVey, Vladimir Lenin, Jello Biafra,
Ice T, Ho Chi Min, Fidel Castro,
John Lydon, Henry Rollins.

Questions:

1. How are things?
2. Where are you and what can you see out of the window?
3. What was the last thing you put in you're mouth?
4. What rumor would you like to start about yourself?
5. What would you do if you were a member of the opposite sex for a day?
6. What would you like to change about yourself?
7. what's you're fantasy?
8. What do you look for in a partner?
9. What are you obsessed with?
10. What would surprise people about you?
11. Who would you most like to have a drink with?
12. What was the last lie you told?
13. what's you're favorite swear word?
14. What song would you like played at you're funeral?
15. [Finish this sentence] Happiness is.......

My ambitions in no particulalar order:

To have enouth money to play monopoly with real money.

To have a house nice enouth to show on MTV's Cribs.

To make some truly great art.

To write some truly great literature.

To make some truly great music.

To be immortal.

To take over the world.

To make it so all words are spelt phoenetically [that means how they sound].

I keep on getting spam E-mails [its only really a spam E-mail if its something you don't want or need] for penis enlargments and viagra [the phrase keep that burning flame burning longer is often used] am i on some wierd mailing list or what?

I'm just wondering if any of you know me from other websites and chatrooms these are the aliases that I have gone under at various points I hope no one remembers how much they hate me

Flip G

Taurus or Master Taurus or Taurus 3001

Starmeat

The Duke of DaDa

Sylvio Belesconi is now officially the ex priminister of Italy he has, finally, three weeks after losing the election he has conceded that he has been beaten by his 'insane communistic Stalin loving opponent' interestingly one of the many insane things he said during the election was "I am the Jesus Christ of politics, I sacrifice myself for everyone" this is interesting because Stalin also fancied himself as a bit of a Jesus Christ he also shares many of the same mercurial personality traits with Belesconi so I think for that and any number of other reasons the country is well rid of him however I suspect that he may make a come back sooner rather than late as the election was so close that no one could possibly form a viable government out of it thus they will have to call another election and then it will be round " Jesus Christ versus Stalin" although I may add that Italy coalition system of government may prevent the necessity of a second election.

did you know that achording to the bible code this is the year the worlds meant to end?
Well only just under 7 mounths for it to be proved right!
The problem with this is that you may laugh at it but if enough people believe it'll happen then it might well do they might acctually make it happen not so much because of their beliefe in it but because of the way they act in achordance with those beliefs thus to protect ourselves we must track these people down and wipe them out. Of course the resulting war may be so huge that it'll prove to be the end of the world and so it may be a self fufilling prophesy. The best thing to do is to just put it out of you're mind and act as if you've got a million years left to live. Of course me putting it in you're head via this blog isn't going to help matters so perhaps you should just forget a blout thins and move on to
www.nouveaupostmablog.blogspot.com
which has been updated.