The TToP, The Two Types of Parents.

There are two types of parents, one who if failures they be will do anything they can to make you suceed were they have failed, they push as far as they can without any real consideration for you're feelings, then there are those who if failures they be will not be able to see any good reason why you should achieve anymore than them, it is just as bad to have either of these, and the same can be said of those who are in there own lifes great sucesses there will be those who will be those who will encopurage you in the same dirrection that they themselves went and allways hope and pray that you do just that little bit better than them cos they want to build a dynasty, then of course there are those who will be very much into the idea that you don't have follow them infact that you should not follow them with no consideration given to what you want.

My new addiction.

Some number of months, or was it weeks ago, i wrote something explaining how at one point i was obbsessed with www.wikipedia.org [address provided for those who have not hear of it] the online encyclopedia, and that then my obssesion shifted to blogger, and then to yahoo answers.

I then proceaded to offer you the chance to direct the next movements of my obssesion, but you in you apathy choose not to and thus, my obsession was left to wander aimlessly flitting between yahoo answers, blogger, and wikipedia. Eventially cold, alone, and scared it no longer had the strength or fortitude to brave the uncontrolled savagery of wikipedia and thus left its self to wallow in the barren muck between the worlds, the internet and all it had to offer glittering away in the distance like a far off galaxy. But eventually after untold times of electronic pounding against, the frozen shell of fear encrusted around my obsession in its muck an e-mail got through, an e-mail that was to give new meaning and life to my [lets cut the crap and call a spade a spade] addiction www.mymoviestream.com a saviour an enslaver an open world my new addiction.

the content of this [insert word here] does not seem to lend itself to any title.

Just received an e-mail suggesting that attendance of church prolongs life.........hmmmmmmmmm are you sure it doesn't just feel like longer [I thought to myself] and allso why is it that the inclusion of the word prolongs seems to put a negative slant on those words [ I think perhaps that its {the word 'prolongs'} use is usually acociated with the end of ones life {i.e. a terminal illness}]

Anyway what i was going to say was that i hate it when religionists refer to something involving scientific evidence, in this case that, ' scientists upon taking a survey have found what may be termed a casual relationship between the attendance of church and the living of a longer life for example one person who never attended church lived to 70 whereas a person who attended all their life lived to 80.' but you just know that if anyone tried to test this further to see, for a start exactly how far reaching these findings and secondly weather they can be replicated in labrotory conditions and thirdly weather there is a particular part of the church that affects people to the elongation of there lifes, you just know that if anyone tried to do that they just wouldn't allow it and they'd still be quoting that damn statistic!

Ahhh, scam e-mails, light of my life.

FROM THE DESK OF HER EXCELLENCY
.DR. MRS. MARYAM. ABACHA.

GOOD DAY ASSALAMUALAIKUM.

DEAR SIR, CONFIDENTIAL/URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL

I AM DELIGHTED TO WRITE THIS LETTER TO YOU HOPING THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND MY PREDICAMENTS AND ANSWER BACK WITHOUT HESITATION. I AM DR MARYAM ABACHA THE WIFE OF THE LATE NIGERIAN HEAD OF STATE GENERAL SANI ABACHA. I GOT YOUR CONTACT THROUGH AN INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS INQUIRY ON INTERNET AS I WAS LOOKING FOR AN HONEST FOREIGNER WHO WILL HELP SAVE MY LIFE AND MY CHILDREN, HENCE OUR COUNTRY HAS BEEN FRUSTRATING US SINCE THE DEATH OF MY HUSBAND. I AM IN POSSESSION OF
$25 000.000 (TWENTY FIVE MILLION U.S DOLLARS) WHICH I WANT TO INVEST IN YOUR COUNTRY. FOR YOUR CLARIFICATION AND UNDERSTANDING, THIS MONEY IN A BOX WHICH I DEPOSITED WITH THE FINANCE AND SECURITY COMPANY IN DISGUISE AS A FAMILY EFFECT SINCE 5TH OF MAY 1998, IS NOT AN ILL GOTTEN WEALTH RATHER, IT WAS GENERATED FROM MY ORGANIZATION FAMILY SUPPORT PROGRAM (F.S.P). I WILL ENLIGHTEN YOU MORE OF THIS ORGANIZATION IF YOU INDICATE A HELPING INTEREST TO SECURE THIS MONEY ON MY BEHALF.
ON YOUR ACCEPTANCE TO RENDER THIS ASSISTANCE TO ME, I WILL INSTRUCT THE FINANCE COMPANY TO EFFECT A CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP OF THIS FUND IN YOUR NAME AS THE BONIFIDE OWNER/MY NEXT OF KIN TO ENABLE YOU RETRIEVE THE FUND, ALSO I WILL DISCLOSE TO YOU THE COUNTRY AND THE NAME OF THE FINANCE AND SECURITY COMPANY WHERE THIS MONEY IS BEING DEPOSITED.
WHAT I DEMAND FROM YOU IS TO ARRANGE AND GO TO THE FINANCE COMPANY WHERE THIS MONEY IS BEING DEPOSITED AND CLAIM IT.
IT IS VERY IDEAL YOU FORWARD TO ME YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS TO ENABLE ME SEND ALL RELEVANT DOCUMENTS PERTAINING THE DEPOSIT OF THIS FUND FOR YOUR STUDY.
BEAR IN MIND THAT THIS TRANSACTION DEMANDS ABSOLUTECONFIDENTIALITY BECAUSE PROPERTIES, ASSETS AND BANK ACCOUNTS BOTH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL BEARING THE ABACHA'S FAMILY NAME, ARE BEING ORDERED TO BE CONFISCATED BY THE NEWLY ELECTED CIVILIAN PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA (PRESIDENT OLUSEGUN OBASANJO) HENCE I WILL NOT WANT TO BE EXPOSED.
FOR YOUR KNOWLEDGE, 25% OF THIS FUND $25 000.000(TWENTY FIVE MILLION U.S DOLLARS) WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU IF YOU ASSIST ME TO SECURE THIS FUND AND ANOTHER 5% HAS BEEN SET ASIDE FOR ALL THE EXPENSES YOU MIGHT INCUR DURING THE PROCESS OF SECURING THIS FUND.
EXAMPLE: TELEPHONE BILLS, HOTEL BILLS, FLIGHT BILLS AND OTHER MISLINOUS EXPENSES. WHEN YOU MUST HAVE TAKEN THE AGREED PERCENTAGE, YOU WILL USE PART OF THE BALANCE TO BUY A LIVING HOUSE FOR MY FAMILY THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY, WHERE WE SHALL LIVE IN FUTURE AND THE REMAINING PART WILL BE KEPT FOR INVESTMENT PACKAGE ALSO IN YOUR COUNTRY WHICH WILL BEUNDER YOUR SUPERVISION.
REPLY THIS LETTER URGENTLY THROUGH MY TRUSTEE
E-MAIL [address taken out to save room and protect the innocent]
OR YOU CALL HIM ON HIS PRIVATE LINE 226-7037-7447 BECAUSE I HAVE ALREADY INFORM HIM ABOUT THE STEP I WANT TO USE TO TAKE THIS MONEY OUT OF THE SHORE OF AFRICA AND AVOID US LOSING THIS MONEY, SINCE IT IS THE ONLY REMAINING FUND FOR THE SURVIVAL OF MY FAMILY.
THANKS FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION.
YOUR URGENT RESPONSE IS NEEDED.
WASSALLAM,
YOURS SINCERELY,
ALHAJA MRS.MARYAM ABACHAMY
TRUSTEE EMAIL ADDRESS:
[Address taken for the same comedic and practical reasons as before]
PHONE 00226-7037-7447.
NAME : USMAN DANLADI.

Mobility Scooter Menace!

I was just nearly run down by one of those old people on those mobility scooters, they seem to think that they have right of way over the entire pavement, if cyclists have to use the roads when cycle paths are not available then why shouldn't they, course you can't tell them that, the fact of the matter is, is that most of them would be too scared to go on the road and so would probably just stay home and stew in their own juices, this is no solution, really what we need is some laws as for how they should use these scooters while on the pedestrian area of the street, remember, they are not pedestrians, any breaking of these laws should be met with a temporary revocation of their scooter using rights. Of course they'll be a public outcry, and the human rights people will be up in arms but then they often are and this is a perfectly natural and indeed normal position for them to be in, whats more most old people are so angry and bitter that they'll refuse to conform to any such law and go around running young people down as an act of protest, so more old people on ASBO's then.

5 things about “the Madonna adoption.”

1] She has almost certainly PUMPED money into that orphanage and will no doubt continue to do so. [Over two million so far.]

2] There are any number of reasons why she would not have been able to go to the airport and collect the boy herself, only one of these ‘in order to prevent a press frenzy’ has been explored at all and the real reason for her non attendance may well come out in the next few days, and may well cause her critics to eat there words. [Maybe i'm just grabbing at straws.]

3] The boy will almost certainly continue to have contact with his family in Malawi. [Hopfully.]

4] There are more important things to talk about. [But there's no accounting for the press, is there?]

5] The whole point behind celebrity adoptions is that they can be used to draw attention to the plight of children in certain countries and encourage others to adopt in likewise. [That and it gets you lots of sweet publicity.]

Funny news.

Two teenage girls were on a railway platform beating up a third while telling her that she can’t hit them back as they are pregnant. Kinda sums up our society, doesn’t it?

Self-analysis.

The first time I took a sabbatical from blogging it was essentially because I was busy and didn’t have the energy to do it the second time I wasn’t busy at all and I had plenty of ideas but I simply couldn’t muster up the will power to place them down on paper as it were on this occasion however the problem is much deeper I feel very strongly that I have simply lost the knack for structure this was I think caused by an increasing feeling that there was no importance in what I was writing probably caused by the fact that there seemed to be an increasing lack of interest in the blog and perhaps worse than that the fact that the people who were regularly coming on to the blog were rarely making comments and when they were they didn’t seem to say anything that added anything to the blog [see my previous post] this I suppose proves that I am not quite as secure within myself as I have previously thought, increasingly however the knack for structure has returned and yet I still feel like I don’t have enough energy or time to do it [despite the fact that I am getting up earlier than I have done for years] and so I feel as though I have come full circle and well here I am to prove it, back for good I hope.