Saturday, April 29, 2006

It is strange to think that one day in the not to distant future an E-mail sent by a famous person will be worth just as much as a letter written by a person of similar fame this is for two reasons, firstly an E-mail is not a physical thing in any common sense of the word and people still have a problem with the idea of something non physical having worth comparable to the physical, it is perhaps how the attitude to ideas and theories once was and it is also the reason why it was once felt that the soul was actually some sort of previously undiscovered organ of the body and also why the ancient Chinese believed that heaven was an island paradise in the west however with the growth on one hand of science and on the other the spiritualist movement these feelings mostly disappeared. Secondly, it is usually the case that the rarer something is the more worth it has and what’s more this piece of information is well infiltrated into the public consciousness, we write e-mails all the time therefore they have a worth in relation to that, the same was perhaps true of letters however eventually that method of communication was displaced and thus became a rarer thing a preserve of the richer or rather the better off with more time on their hands did they become more worthy because of there rarity or because of who writes them? In any case, in order for this to happen to e-mail they will have to be displaced by another more advanced method of communication. Considering the dumbing down of language, this will probably be something that involves less language not more I can however not quite think what this could possibly be I do however think that this dumbing down process will end up with our species coming full circle and re-developing our primordial senses and communicating primarily through body language and smell only we’ll be able to send smells and pieces of body language over long distances. However being an obsolete method of communication used only by the rich, important, interesting, powerful, and pretentious may not make it as an expensive item no matter what people think of the immaterial because e-mails are saved in so many different places and are almost impossible to get rid of entirely doing massive purges. So, there you go I’ve come to the conclusion that I was wrong.
Whats up with Robin William’s hair I saw him on the daily show and it looks practically red, certainly a rather more let us say or rather me say robust brown. I’m guessing that he’s using the same hair dye as Arnold “The Governator” who featured in the conversation. Why on earth do they have such rubbish hair colour can’t they afford something better? I mean aren’t they meant to be rich movie stars or something? Perhaps they chose such colorants for comedy purposes or for a new movie certainly that is potentially true of Williams but “The Governator” of course isn’t in that business anymore.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

In England there is a prison release practice whereby foreign prisoners are upon release considered, also for deportation, this I have always felt is wrong as it amounts to punishing a person twice. A person goes through a trial they can plead they can talk to the judge and jury and they have a lawyer in short, they have rights. Once the trial is over they are found either guilty or not guilty and they’re either exonerated and let free or sentenced and sent to prison or indeed fined or given community service. Once they have completed their sentence they are [theoretically at least] considered to have fully paid their debt they may be released with certain conditions but these are discussed openly in a meeting of some sort. They are not summarily sentenced again but this time without the trial without the lawyers without the judge and jury and without any rights. What has happened recently is that some small amount over a thousand foreign prisoners were released without being considered for deportation out of those one thousand or so prisoners two were convicted of murder, three of manslaughter, nine of rape and fifty-nine of other serious violent offences this adds up to seventy-three which is around about seven percent. Because of this measly figure the government has come under fire and the home secretary Charles Clarke has been asked to resign and as a result of this he has apologised.
How sickening.
Guns n Roses’[really and truly Axl Rose’s] new album Chinese Democracy will be released when China actually has democracy, the rumours of the album are simply a ploy to have their fans work towards achieving Chinese democracy, because if you want to hear the album then that’s what its going to take. It’s a crying shame that this is what it takes to get Axl Rose fans to get off their arses and do something for the world but there it is.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

damn damn damn damn damn my sidebars gone to the bottom again now its a bottom bar how in blazers do i stop this from happening isn't there some way to give it a fixed position and have the width of posts adjusted or something?
The greatest………..


Story ever told: Neil Gaiman’s The Sandman.

Album ever written: David Bowie’s Diamond Dogs.

Computer game: Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri.

Movie ever made: Oliver Stone’s Natural Born Killers.

Painting: Pablo Picasso’s Gurnica

Performance: the first airing of Igor Stravinsky’s The Rights of Spring.

Politician: Hassan Sabbah founder and leader of the Assassins, or Vlad Tepes.

Cartoon ever made: Futurama or The Simpsons or South Park or Family Guy or American Dad or Ren and Stimpy Or Earthworm Jim [it was a cartoon as well as a computer game].

Food ever cooked: the Omelette.

Drink ever distilled: Whiskey.


Disclaimer: Title should be proceeded by ‘in my opinion which may change at any moment’.
Rob is short for Robert, Bob however is also short for Robert and not for Bobert or even Borert. Rich is short for Richard, Dick however is also short for Richard and not Dichard or even Dicharr, Rik and Rick also are short for Richard but not Rickard.
Rickard, Dichard, Dicharr, Bobert, Borert are not it is said, real names, however the same I suppose could once in the deep bowels of time been said for Robert and Richard.
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has been updated

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Thought for the day, you may not find it usefull it may depress you beyond beliefe but it is my thought and you can have no say in it.

It used to be that i would log into my e-mails and find that i have msgs pending to be read and often from the same person i became so used to it that i often saw it as an annoyance these feelings are now like distant memorys of another place and another time, a place where certain things could be taken for granted,
"oh no, its raining hotdogs again, imean its not as if i don't like them but its not terribly nice when their falling on you like this, i mean...... i think kittens are cute as well but i don't want thousands of them falling on my head and i would amagine the kittens wouldn't like it much either ....but .... oh yes, the dirrections to the market its just........." and two weeks later it hasn't rained for a week and "oh god! where is hotdog rain when you need it! curse you!"

Thursday, April 20, 2006

And

Something can go horridly wrong, and it can go horribly wrong.
And something can be horrid, but it can not be horrib.

Also

Cunt is seen as a more insulting term for the vagina and yet vagina is derived from a word meaning the sheath of a sword whereas cunt is derived from a word meaning little triangle.

It seems strange to write two lines and then start a new post simply because you have changed subject so I thought I’d put these in the same post, a post now made slightly [three lines] longer via this completely unnecessary explanation.
Charles Clarke the British Home Secretary has recently revealed plans to cut the amount of money available, as compensation to those who have been wrongly jailed, in order to free up more money to be spent on compensating and helping the victims of crime. How absurd! Those who have been wrongly jailed are the victims of a crime! But of course, when the state commits an illegal action it isn’t the same as when a private citizen commits a crime. If I were to go out tomorrow and shoot someone, regardless of my reasoning behind the action, it is taken as a given, that regardless of whether I am found guilty or not guilty, I will at very least be put on trial. However if a police officer shoots someone, while he is working, then you’ll be lucky to get an inquiry out of it and even then you’d have to fight to make it anything but an internal one. [Internal inquiries are in my mind just about the stupidest idea on the planet it amounts to asking the person accused of the crime to investigate themselves]. Likewise if I were to go out tomorrow grab hold of someone put them on trial and lock them up, regardless of what that person has or has not done, it would be considered to be kidnapping because the state does not grant me that power, and yet we have granted that power and indeed immunity from law to the state. Perhaps after all the anarchists have a point.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Let all who seek meaning hear and understand,
nouveau post ma blog has been updated.

Ask me any question, on any world issue and I will give you my opinion on it and then i'll work out a solution to it.................... Go on try me, I dare you.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Another Game.
You will in order to play this game need a pen or pencil a peice of paper and a ruler if you like to be neat, a dart board and atleast one dart.
On the paper write down the numbers 1 to 20 perhaps in some sort of grid or table with space for ticks and crosses [thats where the ruler may come in handy] whenever you hit a number you put a tick next to it if you hit it again then you cross the tick out and then you must hit the number again inorder to put the tick back the objective of the game being to have ticks next to all of the numbers. if you hit the bulls eye or the rim around it then you get to choose any number to tick however you must not use the bullseye anymore than once every two rounds [a round being the throw of three darts] whatsmore you must not end the game with a bullseye allso if you don't hit the dart board or don't hit the playing surface of it then you must choose one of you're numbers and put a cross on it the number can be retrieved in the normal way if you do not at this point have any numbers then you will simply need to hit the choosen number twice before you can put a tick next to it.
A Game 1
You'll need atleast two people to play this but preferably no more than two
You'll need one tube map per person [ london underground map ] [ it is permissable to play it with other types of map but thats what i use ] what you need to do is fairly simple though not by any means easy you simply look at the map, choose one of the destinations, work out how to say it backwards newbury park for instance would be krap yrubwen pronounced in my mind atleast krap ye rub wen, or krap ee rub wen, then you're opponent has to gues what you're saying he or she may look at the tube map if this is what you've decided between you're selfs to do, i suggest allso that you place a time limit on each round.

The Pope has recently attacked science for what he says is "the arrogance of trying to play god without being god" is he suggesting that it should become god? He has said "it is attempting to rewrite the language of life" by which he is said to mean the use of genetics, ironically he didn't write the speech himself. And most bizzarly of all is his suggestion that science is trying to "destroy the family" this coming from a man who isn't married has no children [that we no of] and is a member of an organisation that has outlawed both in its members. Irony over load irony over load.

What a load of papul bull.


Sylvio Belesconi ex primeminister of italy recently outed by the recent elections is unsurprisingly refusing to except the results he is saying there was vote rigging and he's demanding a recount, ironically he was the man who in his role as primeminister oversaw the ellection and if there was ever a reason to bring an ellection into question him being incharge is it.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

London councils break the law.

Apparantly london taxi drivers are being forced by local councils to pay parking tickets and you may think whats wrong with that i pay them why shouldn't they but when you think about it i would hope that you retract that statement, taxi have to park to pick up and drop of passengers and allso to wait for pre booked passengers its part of their job fining them [or indeed anyone for that matter]or in some other way preventing them from going about the lawfull buisiness of their job must break so many human rights laws the pro liberty organisations should be having a field day and in fact not only is this wrong not only does it break [probably] human rights laws but it infact breaks normal everyday run of the mill english law. London councils are breaking the law. And what do you think the taxi drivers are doing about this well apparently they are protesting......PROTESTING! the law is being brocken, they shouldn't be protesting they should be ringing up the police asking them to arrest members of the council. Failing that and considering for all attempts and purposes the police work for the council of course it will fail, they should refuse to pick up any members of the local council if they see them hailing a cab they should lock their doors pull up right in front of them ask them where their going and when told then say "well you'll have to find another way of doing that cos you're not getting in my cab" then explain why and then drive off or pick them up but overcharge them by enough to pay off the fine the've given you.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Question?
I'm experimenting with using different font type and sizes does this help you to read this blog as its been suggested to me that white writing on a black background is difficult to read?
So Sylvio Belesconi is no longer Italian Primeminister so he goes from being the countrys most powerful man to being the countrys most powerful man i mean the guy pratically owns all the media he owns the official state broardcaster [yes i know how can one man own the state broarcaster chouldn't it be owned by the state yes it should] and the two independant broardcasters aswell as a clutch of football teams and newspapers infact now that he doesn't have to deal with being primeminister [which in his case meant going around the world insulting people] he can consentrate on his media empire so he may be even more powerfull after all the media may not control what we think but it certainly controlls what we think about it guides our thoughts and thats not such a bad thing when lots of different people with lots of different oppinions control lots of different media referance points but its potentially dissasterous it could even make some one misspell somethinkghg thats how powerful it is.
of course thats the cynical view the other one is that seeing as Belesconi has something like 92 investigations into his buisiness dealings no longer being able to make the law is going to be quite disasterous for him.
I recently got this e-mail, the italics are mine i just thought it looked cool like that what do you think about the e-mail not the italics.


DR.SANOU BELLO

Dear,

I am the head of Accounts and Audit Department of Bank of Africa,Ouagadougou . I decided to contact you after a careful thought that you may be capable of handling this business transaction which i explained below;
In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $10.5m US dollars (Ten million, five hundred thousand US dollars). In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in 2000 in a plane crash.
Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately we learnt that his supposed next of kin (his son and wife) died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I and other officials in my department now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin (We want to present you as his busines asociate ) to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go into the Bank treasury as unclaimed Bill.
The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained Unclaimed after seven years, the money will be transferred into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund.
The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.
We agree that 30% of this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10 % will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 60% would be for me and my colleagues. There after I and my colleagues will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated. Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to your account as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as next of kin of the deceased customer.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application.
I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.
I expect that you contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter.
Hoping to hear from you immediately.
Yours faithfully,
DR .SANOU BELLO
Accounts & Audit Department ,
Bank of AfricaNb.
also give me your telephone and fax numbers for easy comunication with you.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

go to this wesite theve got a really cool crazy golf game and i think i'm obssessed with crazy golf what sign of madness is that i wonder.

www.3bgames.com
In praise of lazyness

ironically in the long run without lazyness nothing would get done if we spent all the time working you'd have no time think and problems would not get solved the status quo would be thick but not the band just the same old thing all the time running around society everyone could go blind and not know what to do.

this was not mean't to rhyme.

Monday, April 10, 2006

hi everybody

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mundane conspiracy

OK so get this i'm on this course that the job centre has sent me on it is strangly enough called the european computer driving licence [like i'm going to jump on my moniter and take it out for a spin] and i'm moving through the modules quite happily and then suddenly like outta the blue we are informed that our for want of a better word "teacher" is going on holiday for two weeks [golfing in spain] fine we think but as it turns out fine it was and is not he lets call him Mork is the only person at this place who is allowed to mark the tests in fact without him we can't even do them we have to console ourselves by doing the mock exams but as it turns thats a waste of time cos no one can mark them so we don't know what we've got wrong and what we need to improve on and whats more the guy who is temporarily replacing him lets call him moshua is completely inafective you ask him to do somthing for you like print out a mock cos you don't have anything better to do and you're still be waiting hours later whatsmore we have now been informed that they have another group coming in there shortly and that they don't have enough computers for both of us [not that they have enough for just us either] so we'll have to have a day each, its bloody rediculous.......................
and i say its a conspiracy.
Think about it, i rekon they think that if they just make being on this course really hellish then we'll be more likely to just get up get a job and get outta there, thus saving the job centre a lot of money.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

How exactly can an exception prove a rule?

The only way that i can think of is if i were to state that everyone is a lier, and then someone was proven to be telling the truth then i would be proven to be a lier and therfore correct in my statement and therefore not a lier thus creating a parodox.

Perhaps i'm getting the wrong end of the stick, and perhaps there is no stick.
I Have noticed recently a story in one of my local news paper the ilford recorder about a school that had problems with national front activists asking students to show their support by shaving their heads and that as a result of this they had banned all students from having hair bellow a certain length and that as a result of that a young black child with hair under that certain length had been expelled from the school the mother of the young boy obviously ouraged by this asked the school to make an exceptioon and only have the rule applied to white childre but was told by the school that they could not do this as it would be construed as racist the mother even angrier at thatb remark refersed to it as political correctness gone mad [it seems that political correctness is going mad on a daily basis if we are to believe the newspapers] and i agree with her however not for the same reason the madness of political correctness is that it often seems to dictate that black people can't be racist and that is something that the mother seems to agree with. Th ubsurdity of this case really and truely has nothing to do with politicall correctness and everything to do with lack of observation skills crew cuts and crops are very popular hair cut in the UK, they are worn by people of all races , they are easy to manage and always smart, they were not invented by racist and they should not be handed over to them through fear of asociation.

P.S. i don't have short hair so i'm not biased.

Friday, April 07, 2006

I am growing to dispise mouses without scroller wheels, its just one of those things like when you think that somethings stupid and that you'll never get used to it and then suddenly you don't know how you got by without it and then you really notice it when you don't have it like heated toilet seat or square water melon oh the pain oh the unbareble pain.
Ah only 40 people away from my 1000th user who i wonder will it be gyrobo perhaps, or doubtingwise, or da katz and reni, or phenomenom the posibilities are endless.
I apologise if i've left anyone out or if i misspelled any of you're names, long term readers will know that i am prone to such faults, in any case if you are the 1000th user simply make a comment on this post and you will receive no prize but you will ammuse me for a few seconds and perhaps even your self, now who can ask for more than that.
I am greatly destressed to see that you have not left me any new comments, one felt that you would make comments on my website recomedation perhaps asking me if i was being payed anything by these people and that this was some sort of stealth advertising, or perhaps just thanking me for the recomendation and saying how much they enjoyed playing the available games but alas it seems that have to put down a proper post which you will no doubt see before this one, but then we've been through this sort of thing before have'nt we.

P.S. is it you think wrong to say something on here clearely aimed only at my long term readers something which a person logging onto this blog today for the very first time would not understand, and i may add that the correct answer to this is a resounding, no don't be so stupid.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Definition of terrorism:

Terrorism is when someone attempts to pursue their aims, through actions, calculated to inflict terror upon someone who watches them or is involved with them. Therefore the best way to deal with such things is to ignore them, thus limiting there effectivness. However in order to do so one would have to enforce a media blackout and thus withhold information from the public causing massive ammounts of distrust and thus making the terrorist action several times more powerfull than they would have been had you done nothing in this area.

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Also terrorism need not be practiced violently and it need not be practiced on a civillian population it is simply anything calculated to cause terror. By this definition a horror movie or story could be classed as terrorism therefore for the good of the nation, nay the world, we must lock up Stephen King and hold him without trial and without ready access to a legal reprasentative.

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Also by this definition the entire justice system is an action of terrorism because it seeks to prevent crime by making potential criminals [thats everyone] scared of what may happen to them if they are caught sentences are even handed out purely for this reason and sometimes to the detrement of the persons rehabilitation.

Monday, April 03, 2006

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Everyone's a cyborg.

If one excepts the definition of a cyborg to be the combination of mechanical apiratus and living tissue then we are all cyborgs. No one lives without the use of some machine even in the poorist countries they have eye glasses and watches, and allthough we are not making these objects part of our bodys they are being made part of our body processes. If i wish to see clearly i put on my glasses i.e. I take a non organic object, not part of my body and make it function as if it were part of my body. This is in effect a very simple, primitive form of that nightmareish sci fiplot device cybernetics, whatsmore this is not a trend that will be reversed any time soon nor should it be for really and truely this is just an extension of tool making, it is simply that the tools are coming closer and closer to the user and they no more change our nature or compromise our humanity than any the taking of a painkiller does.
Orange thoughts blue reality.

Anything that you can see is not the colour that it seems to you to be, the colour you see is made from the light that is reflected by the object, the objects actual colour is the sum total of all the colours that you can't see, an orange is in fact blue and as such should be called blue and hence forth from myself shall be called such, but alas when i speak of a blue i'll allways be thinking orange.
A Riddle

What is neither real nor fake?
Did you know that the first person to be recorded as saying "truth is stranger than fiction" was the great romantic poet Lord Byron.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

new recipe

get an egg, beat it, put into cream cheese butter and fruit juice, cook it in the microwave or oven, do not fry it, if you feel you must fry it then don't put any butter in it it'll be greasy enough without it.
Israeli land grab?

When israel built its wall, it insisted that it was purely for defence, and yet it was often built on plestinian land often built in such a way as to split small towns in half and built over atleast one olive tree orchard owned by a palistinian family for over a hundred years, and still they said it is no land grab, and yet the new goverment is now saying that they are going to set israels final borders along the lines of the wall which brings me to my next point, the voting in of hamas is good for israel because it allows them to justify to the international community not having any negotiations with the palistinians on this issue above all others [the final borders of israel and therefor the final borders allso of palistine] if for instance tommorow hammas were to say that they officialy renounce terrorrism and recognise the state of israel then the israelis would have a real problem on their hands.
Some thing interesting happened to me recently, i met a friend that i hadn't seen for some small ammount of weeks and if truth be told had only known slightly longer we began to talk and then he said i heard that you'd had some money problems regardless of wether this is true or not and it is i was greatly shocked to hear him say this as i had not spoken to him about this i wondered who had told him and then realised that i hadn't told any one that he would have been speaking to i suddenly got the feeling that he was stalking me and felt very strange indeed and not sure what to do or say i think my jaw may even have flapped a bit however the feeling passed as quickly as it came when he said something along the lines of "i read it on you're blog".