Hazzah the war on Christmas is over, the evil Wallmart have finally caved in and are now no longer wishing their customers happy holidays [oyvai I can barely say those words] but [joy of joys] merry Christmas, won’t Wallmart’s Jewish customers be so pleased that wallmart no longer wishes them to have a happy holiday. This battle against the tyranny of political correctness [don’t they know we don’t want to be correct] has been won by the good guys, but just as it ends another one begins. Even as I speak homosexual spies are infiltrating our institution of marriage, and so begins the war on marriage.
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Mary and Chris Moose were lost in the woods one day, when upon finding a branch of wood they tangled their horns with the great horned owl of Bohemian fame and found the Towl-iban were fast asleep. Whereupon they tiptoed quickly past the little varmints and left the Great Owl a Tootsie Roll of Cherry Flavor.
Then lo the Morning Star shone in the distance. They followed this star northward and saw shepherds humming a tune as they carried their little lambsies over the Bridge and through the woods...
They led poor Mary and Chris HOME to ponder Alone the wonderful Starry Starry Night...
Good Night, Van Gogh.
=^..^=
the Morning Star? you're saying Satan lead them to Jesus i find this to be most illogical.
Noo... terribly sorry for the confusion. I meant the Star the Wise Men followed.
Thanks for pointing this out. I had forgotten how Morning Star has meanings that are diametrically opposed from each other.
However the New Testament mentions The Messiah as the Morning Star in Revelation... but the KJV also uses Daystar in another passage, which is the same thing.
The adversary is a plagiarizer, you know, who isn't able to do anything original.
I just found a rather interesting link that helps with the confusing use of the term Morning Star - http://philologos.org/bpr/files/m004.htm
I hope the article above helps clarify things a wee bit... but it could just add more questions that need clarifying! But that's why G-d gave us brains...
Wish more folks in the Law Enforcement would bother to use theirs... (roll eyes, sigh)
'The adversary is a plagiarizer, you know, who isn't able to do anything original.'
Wrong wrong wrong out right libel the application of the term Morning Star or Star of the Morning to Lucifer or indeed Satan goes back some considerable time longer than the stories of the new testament do.
this application goes back to the time when the planet Venus [also called the morning star] was called Lucifer, apparently the ancient Hebrews thought that it was a spy from god sent to test and to tempt them hence the titles father of lies and lord of temptation, when they refered to him as the adversary they meant their adversary not god's allthough apparantly they would allso call god the adversary perhaps because he was believed to have sent creatures such as Satan to earth to spy on them.
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