Monday, February 27, 2006
Saturday, February 25, 2006
My conquest for world domination:
Chapter 1
Manifesto.
We stand for….
1] The removal of all age restrictions.
2] The legalisation of all contraband plants and pharmaceuticals.
3] The dissolution and re-absorption of the military into the police force.
4] The repeal of all, and any blasphemy laws.
5] The strict taxation of all churches, temples, and other centres of worship.
6] freedom of expression.
7] Mandatory IQ tests for all public officials.
8] Regular referendums.
9] The separation of “church” and state.
10] The dissolution and re-absorption of the monarchy, into the tourist industry.
Chapter 1
Manifesto.
We stand for….
1] The removal of all age restrictions.
2] The legalisation of all contraband plants and pharmaceuticals.
3] The dissolution and re-absorption of the military into the police force.
4] The repeal of all, and any blasphemy laws.
5] The strict taxation of all churches, temples, and other centres of worship.
6] freedom of expression.
7] Mandatory IQ tests for all public officials.
8] Regular referendums.
9] The separation of “church” and state.
10] The dissolution and re-absorption of the monarchy, into the tourist industry.
For the last two weeks i have been on a training course from the job centre i'll tell you all about it later, once i've goten over it, but one thing they got us to do was write up and send out what they refered to as spec letters ie speculative letters written in such a way as makes it easy to change them to suit different companys and or jobs without having to write an intirely new one and sent out to companys to enquire as to weather they have any positions available, and actually i think its a really good idea but god mine is really suck arse, judge for you're self.
Dear Sir/madam
I am writing to inquire if you’re company has any general retail/gallery work available as I have held a long term interest in this field and have an enthusiasm to learn more about its associated skills and practices.
I feel that I would be well suited to a job in this area as shown on my C.V. I have a long history of study in the fine art / art and design arena and through this have developed the strong organisational skills, can do attitude, and the self-confidence needed to perform the applicable duties to a very high standard, and be a real credit to you’re organisation.
I am looking forward to hearing back from you as I have a particular respect for you’re company’s area of expertise, and would very much like the opportunity to discuss things further with you.
Yours faithfully
Phillip R Goodman.
Dear Sir/madam
I am writing to inquire if you’re company has any general retail/gallery work available as I have held a long term interest in this field and have an enthusiasm to learn more about its associated skills and practices.
I feel that I would be well suited to a job in this area as shown on my C.V. I have a long history of study in the fine art / art and design arena and through this have developed the strong organisational skills, can do attitude, and the self-confidence needed to perform the applicable duties to a very high standard, and be a real credit to you’re organisation.
I am looking forward to hearing back from you as I have a particular respect for you’re company’s area of expertise, and would very much like the opportunity to discuss things further with you.
Yours faithfully
Phillip R Goodman.
Likes. Dislikes.
I like:
1]Cheese, 2]pizza, 3]peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, 4]red wine, 5]cider, 6]bourbon, 7]incense, 8]custard, 9]expensive french lager, 10]bitter, 11]black tea, 12]black coffee, 13]breakfast cereal, 14]snow, 15]rum, 16]heavy music, 17]lying in, 18]sour cream and onion flavoured Pringles, 19]pistachio nuts, 20]fruit juice, 21] any and all sharp objects, 22]snooker, 23]pool, 24]darts, 25]pubs, 26]balloons, 27]books and book stores, 28]independent record shops, 29]malls, 30]guitars, 31]keyboards with lots of knobs and sliding things on them, 32]Venice, 33]Norway, 34]London, 35]dark corners and back streets, 36]Hunter S Thompson, 37]masks, 38]pinball, 39]zombie movies, 40]comic books.
I dislike:
1]Family pubs, 2]ale, 3]people who have draining boards but complain when anyone uses them, 4]crowded streets, 5]people who leave piles of washing up in the sink, 6]people who think comic books are a lesser form of literature, 7]people who refuse to accept that comic books are literature, 8]people who think that key chains look threatening, 9]the ban on hoodies, 10]the next big thing, 11]the phrase “because I say so”, 12]people who tell you not to wear something because they think it looks silly, 13]people who complain about something without having seen it, 14]people who say “how can you say that!?!”, 15]stupidity, 16]hypocrisy, 17]health and safety forms, 18]people who say “ turn off that racket” only to then go downstairs and listen to Elvis, 19]people who say that Klingon and Elvish aren’t real languages because they are made up, 20]people who say something isn’t a real word because you just made it up, 21]people who go to other countries and just expect the locals to speak their language, 22]tourists, 23]people who call terrorists cowardly as if they would prefer it if they were brave, 24]the way America looks down on Canada when clearly it should be the other way around, 25]people who go to see a band play and then only want to hear their big hits, 26] telly evangelists, 27] people who give money to telly evangelists, 28]people who say believe when they mean agree.
I like:
1]Cheese, 2]pizza, 3]peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, 4]red wine, 5]cider, 6]bourbon, 7]incense, 8]custard, 9]expensive french lager, 10]bitter, 11]black tea, 12]black coffee, 13]breakfast cereal, 14]snow, 15]rum, 16]heavy music, 17]lying in, 18]sour cream and onion flavoured Pringles, 19]pistachio nuts, 20]fruit juice, 21] any and all sharp objects, 22]snooker, 23]pool, 24]darts, 25]pubs, 26]balloons, 27]books and book stores, 28]independent record shops, 29]malls, 30]guitars, 31]keyboards with lots of knobs and sliding things on them, 32]Venice, 33]Norway, 34]London, 35]dark corners and back streets, 36]Hunter S Thompson, 37]masks, 38]pinball, 39]zombie movies, 40]comic books.
I dislike:
1]Family pubs, 2]ale, 3]people who have draining boards but complain when anyone uses them, 4]crowded streets, 5]people who leave piles of washing up in the sink, 6]people who think comic books are a lesser form of literature, 7]people who refuse to accept that comic books are literature, 8]people who think that key chains look threatening, 9]the ban on hoodies, 10]the next big thing, 11]the phrase “because I say so”, 12]people who tell you not to wear something because they think it looks silly, 13]people who complain about something without having seen it, 14]people who say “how can you say that!?!”, 15]stupidity, 16]hypocrisy, 17]health and safety forms, 18]people who say “ turn off that racket” only to then go downstairs and listen to Elvis, 19]people who say that Klingon and Elvish aren’t real languages because they are made up, 20]people who say something isn’t a real word because you just made it up, 21]people who go to other countries and just expect the locals to speak their language, 22]tourists, 23]people who call terrorists cowardly as if they would prefer it if they were brave, 24]the way America looks down on Canada when clearly it should be the other way around, 25]people who go to see a band play and then only want to hear their big hits, 26] telly evangelists, 27] people who give money to telly evangelists, 28]people who say believe when they mean agree.
Friday, February 24, 2006
Did you know that if you were to leave a packet of peanuts around for loung enouth that they started to go rotten then if there were enough of them and they were sufficiantly compressed they would become explosive and did you know that several ships have been sunk by this did you know allso that the peanut isn't even a nut, its a type of pea.
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Sidebar story [yes that is antirely pathetic pun on west side story and most of it is probably misspelled as well but their you go life is life]
This was the first time that i had problems with my side ie it dissapearing and i attempted to rectify it by copying the sidebar code from one of my other blogs into this one [ blog from the bog , not the replacement blog] this however had no effect whatsoever and eventually blogger sorted it out but they didn't remove the code i'd pasted in and so i was left with two side bars having said that however when i tryed to remove it myself i couldn't find the extra code, it was no where to be seen. Wierd huh.
Wierd huh will i think become a regular adition to this blog.
This was the first time that i had problems with my side ie it dissapearing and i attempted to rectify it by copying the sidebar code from one of my other blogs into this one [ blog from the bog , not the replacement blog] this however had no effect whatsoever and eventually blogger sorted it out but they didn't remove the code i'd pasted in and so i was left with two side bars having said that however when i tryed to remove it myself i couldn't find the extra code, it was no where to be seen. Wierd huh.
Wierd huh will i think become a regular adition to this blog.
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Well that brings us to where we came in. Now what i'll be doing is for a start putting all of the original dates on the posts just for the hell of it and updating them some of which the keen eyed and long term reader will notice that i've allready done and clear up some lose strings that i left hanging in my previous blog like why did i have two side bars at one point and indeed why latter on did i have none atall all this and more will be posted on here latter but not now as i need to go to the toilet.
i've been having so many problems with this site what with the sidebar going off and everything that i've just decided to make a new site and transfer everything to there and then just post all new things onto the new one which is called approprietly enough the replacement blog and is situated approprietly enough at
www.thereplacementblog.blogspot.com
i hope this doesn't cause to much trouble for anyone.
by all means pick my brain at
phillipgdmn@yahoo.co.uk
www.thereplacementblog.blogspot.com
i hope this doesn't cause to much trouble for anyone.
by all means pick my brain at
phillipgdmn@yahoo.co.uk
Fact of the day or considering that i probably won't be able to think of another one tommorow fact of the week or even the month, well hopefully not the month i think i should be able to think of another one quicker than that, well in any case ............................ now where was i. oh yes facts.
Did you know that calcium the thing that you're bones and teeth are made out of is actually a metal. Wierd huh.
Did you know that calcium the thing that you're bones and teeth are made out of is actually a metal. Wierd huh.
i've just done a yahoo search for the name of fellow blogger scott wicker [without permision but with respect] his blog is called swickers world i found two entrys that were quite prevailent one is someone who wrote several episodes of TV's "Cagney and Lacey" and another for an American footballer of the same name [i'm assuming that he isn't one or both of these people but i could be wrong] interestingly the second most prevailent site for my name was involving another american footballer called phillip goodman which obviously is my name also. although you may not know that because my sidebare containing my profile disapearing from my site for some reason.
i just did a search for my name phillip goodman and the strangest and most prevailent answer i got was this guy with my name who is some sort of apocalyptic end time preacher or something wierd or what.
you should all do the same thing and post the strangest results on you'rre blogs if you have them.
you should all do the same thing and post the strangest results on you'rre blogs if you have them.
i put all of these lovely blog polls up and only one person actually answers them. Pah! i repeat pah!
this is of coarse out of date as the polls that it refers are not i think going to be transfered onto here as they where i think what caused all the problems that forced me to make this replacement blog in the first place non the less it serves as an interesting if a bit pointless historical document and even if you don't think its interesting its definetly short and lets face it no ones forcing you to read it or maybe they are perhaps you're being held at gun point allthough i can't see why anyone would take the trouble to hold you at gun point only to then force you to read someones blog but then perhaps he or she [equal opportunities] is illiterate and needs to get someone else to read fo them only their embarassed about it and so they are forcing someone to do it at gun point instead and i just want you to know that you shouldn't be embarassed its a very common problem affecting many many people not my self of course i'm not stupid but non the less you are not on you're own i mean at the very least you've got you're hostage, lets face it you should really be thinking about what you're demands are going to be instead of reading my blog but it takes allsorts i suppose.
this is of coarse out of date as the polls that it refers are not i think going to be transfered onto here as they where i think what caused all the problems that forced me to make this replacement blog in the first place non the less it serves as an interesting if a bit pointless historical document and even if you don't think its interesting its definetly short and lets face it no ones forcing you to read it or maybe they are perhaps you're being held at gun point allthough i can't see why anyone would take the trouble to hold you at gun point only to then force you to read someones blog but then perhaps he or she [equal opportunities] is illiterate and needs to get someone else to read fo them only their embarassed about it and so they are forcing someone to do it at gun point instead and i just want you to know that you shouldn't be embarassed its a very common problem affecting many many people not my self of course i'm not stupid but non the less you are not on you're own i mean at the very least you've got you're hostage, lets face it you should really be thinking about what you're demands are going to be instead of reading my blog but it takes allsorts i suppose.
how to live a happier, longer, better looking life.
simply start drinking hard liquers such as wiskey or gin and never stop. This for a start garantees no hangovers and also means that before long you have pickled you're entire body thus preserving you're youthfull good looks [or at very least you're looks] , if you don't believe me just take a look at lemmy from heavy metal legends Motorhead he's been following this program for the last thirty or so years or so and he hasn't changed at all with the exception of those two warts.
p.s. this was a post that was lost recently for some reason, those who were lucky enough to see the original probably think its better than this new one, or maybe you don't?
please post some comments cos i think i'm having blogger withdrawl symptoms.
simply start drinking hard liquers such as wiskey or gin and never stop. This for a start garantees no hangovers and also means that before long you have pickled you're entire body thus preserving you're youthfull good looks [or at very least you're looks] , if you don't believe me just take a look at lemmy from heavy metal legends Motorhead he's been following this program for the last thirty or so years or so and he hasn't changed at all with the exception of those two warts.
p.s. this was a post that was lost recently for some reason, those who were lucky enough to see the original probably think its better than this new one, or maybe you don't?
please post some comments cos i think i'm having blogger withdrawl symptoms.
Thursday, February 16, 2006
I plan for this blog to be fully put over to gauging public opinion on a variety of issues, in order to make this work better i would like to install some team members, all that i am asking is that you write a brief essay about some thing that concerns you and then post a blog poll about it, what would be great is if i could get many people with differing views on the world and differing ideoligies so that things will be presented as fully as possible allso on my other blog www.nouveaupostmablog.blogspot.com i am interested into turning this into a proper art and or political and or philosophical movement and so i would need team members for that allso, just have a look at it and contact me if you're interested in signing up phillipgdmn@yahoo.co.uk.
I write this while sitting at a computer in my local libary as the chinese new year has just come through it no doubt cleansing us all of bad thoughts and negative karma, however it has little bearing on what i am about to write.
Freedom is not free.
The price of freedom is not as some people would have us think eternal vigilance.The price of eternal freedom is having to put up with the way in which some people choose to use theirs, it is having to accept the idea that just because you don't like something, doesn't mean you have the right to stop it going on. ultimetely the only vigilance we must have is against those who would curtail our freedoms and the freedoms of our freinds and enemys alike the freedom of strangers also we must fight to protect those freedoms be they assaulted by foriean powers or those of our goverments and especially by our bigotrys be they little or big.
Freedom is not free.
The price of freedom is not as some people would have us think eternal vigilance.The price of eternal freedom is having to put up with the way in which some people choose to use theirs, it is having to accept the idea that just because you don't like something, doesn't mean you have the right to stop it going on. ultimetely the only vigilance we must have is against those who would curtail our freedoms and the freedoms of our freinds and enemys alike the freedom of strangers also we must fight to protect those freedoms be they assaulted by foriean powers or those of our goverments and especially by our bigotrys be they little or big.
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