Likes. Dislikes.

I like:

1]Cheese, 2]pizza, 3]peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, 4]red wine, 5]cider, 6]bourbon, 7]incense, 8]custard, 9]expensive french lager, 10]bitter, 11]black tea, 12]black coffee, 13]breakfast cereal, 14]snow, 15]rum, 16]heavy music, 17]lying in, 18]sour cream and onion flavoured Pringles, 19]pistachio nuts, 20]fruit juice, 21] any and all sharp objects, 22]snooker, 23]pool, 24]darts, 25]pubs, 26]balloons, 27]books and book stores, 28]independent record shops, 29]malls, 30]guitars, 31]keyboards with lots of knobs and sliding things on them, 32]Venice, 33]Norway, 34]London, 35]dark corners and back streets, 36]Hunter S Thompson, 37]masks, 38]pinball, 39]zombie movies, 40]comic books.

I dislike:

1]Family pubs, 2]ale, 3]people who have draining boards but complain when anyone uses them, 4]crowded streets, 5]people who leave piles of washing up in the sink, 6]people who think comic books are a lesser form of literature, 7]people who refuse to accept that comic books are literature, 8]people who think that key chains look threatening, 9]the ban on hoodies, 10]the next big thing, 11]the phrase “because I say so”, 12]people who tell you not to wear something because they think it looks silly, 13]people who complain about something without having seen it, 14]people who say “how can you say that!?!”, 15]stupidity, 16]hypocrisy, 17]health and safety forms, 18]people who say “ turn off that racket” only to then go downstairs and listen to Elvis, 19]people who say that Klingon and Elvish aren’t real languages because they are made up, 20]people who say something isn’t a real word because you just made it up, 21]people who go to other countries and just expect the locals to speak their language, 22]tourists, 23]people who call terrorists cowardly as if they would prefer it if they were brave, 24]the way America looks down on Canada when clearly it should be the other way around, 25]people who go to see a band play and then only want to hear their big hits, 26] telly evangelists, 27] people who give money to telly evangelists, 28]people who say believe when they mean agree.