What sort of message is that to be sending out thats what i mean't to say.
well i guess i'll never be an audio typist, just maybe pissed, i can't even type correctly what comes out of my own head, how am i going to deal with something thats coming out of someone elses via their mouth with all that that intails and if their talking out of their arses what am i left with then it'll be like chinese whispers.
this on its own had two spelling mistakes and three typos, but i noticed them and dealt with them.

and thats how you post something about correcting a misstake on a previous post without having it be really short and boring [though i've dealt with the shortness, there's no garantee that it won't be boring.]

update on overdrafts.

if you were to go so much as one penny over you're limit you would still have to pay the fee of twenty pounds, this amounts to you're bank or building society giving you a lone, that lasts a maxamine of seven, eight, or nine days and is payed back all in one go at an interest rate two thousand percent, even if you were to go a whole twenty pounds over the limit it would still be paid back at an interest rate of one hundred percent if its forty pounds then its fifty percent and it only gets anywhere near to a reasonable level of interest when the overdraft gets to something over a hundred pounds out. so boys and girls if you're going to have an over draft then make sure that the ammount you spend on the item that sends you over is a really huge ammount over wise you'll be severely and unreasonably out of pocket. but sort of message is that to be sending out.

i woke up today, looked at my messages, found i had thirteen of them, and thought "fucking hell how long did i sleep for."

Are you seeing this blogger in its devine wisdom has placed before each pound sign [£] i laid down and put some sort of funny looking 'A' sign down only it had a little curved thing above it am i the only one seeing it is it some peculier to the computer i'm using.
i demand answers!

Update on my two days of poverty and yes it was poverty cos didn't have any actuall money available to me and yes i know that i still had the two saving accounts and my shares wait a second how do you know about those what are you stalking me or something and in any case those weren't available to me at the time so it was still poverty.

I just found out that my account had gone £21 under £10 meaning that i had an overdraft of £11 that i didn't even know about. I just got a letter sent to me by the halifax [my bank] in which they say that they have "paid the items shown bellow even though this means that you're account is now overdrawn" as if their some sort of heroes under going great hardships just so i can buy my magazines [thats what sent me over my limit] had i known when paying for them that i was going to go overdrawn i would not have done so, i mean come on all it would take is a little message on the cash register saying that "if this transaction is completed then the account represented by this card will go overdrawn" surely that wouldn't be to much of a bother for them to program into the card after all we are now in the days of chip and pin, but then of course that would mean they wouldn't have been able to charge me this massive ammount of interest £20! [ i really need to do an entire post devoted to the possible illegal nature of this way of dealing with overdrafts]
The next day i found out, that in fact my job seekers allowance had not gone in to my account yet and this mean't that i went another £2 overdrawn meaning that i have another charge of £20 to pay meaning that the job centre is bloody well going to pay it for me seeing as its their inaction that caused it to happen in the first place.
So i'll give you an up date on wether i was able to get them to pay it or not.

yesterday i went to the cash machine,in order to get just ten pounds out,so i could get a bottle of water and to my great horror and surprise i did not have enough in my account i had less than ten pounds and dared not look to see just how much less than ten pounds i had i walked through the shoping centre to get to my bess stop and never had i felt a stronger urge to buy something, walked past many cash machines on my way and i allmost went to each of them hoping to get a different result but luckly the urge to go home so i could have something to eat and so i was saved from wasting my time, but today is another day and my job seekers allowance should be coming through, and if it doesn't i will be a bit more than ever so slightly anoyed to say the least.

A poem and or rhyme not written by myself though i forget who did write it.

A rose by any other name would never ever smell the same, and clever is the nose that knows a dog turd thats been called a rose.

you can replace dog turd with almost anything else as long as its of a similar length.

another cool one is

miss suzie had a steam boat
the steam boat had a bell
miss suzie went to heaven
but the steam boat went to hell.

i just posted some very funny and incitefull comments throuout "born again's" blog at http://lambs2.blogspot.com/ perhaps you'd like to have a look.

more knews from the land of the ill ford.

right, get this i was on a bus and the bus stop i ussually get off at was out of use for road works and theirs nothing wrong with that but the next stop for that bus is some considerable way off still within walking distance but its about five minutes away and was thus late for my meating at the job centre and allthough they have been very tolerant of my tardiness in the past they could non the less have cut my benifits off thats the difference one buss stop can make and i say its a conspiracy to get lots of people off of job seekers alowance and thus cut the goverment money spent in that area.

you know you're an alcoholic when you start saying that lager is a soft drink.

I was recently watching a british late night satiracal talk show [presented as i recal by marcus brickstock not quite as posh as his name suggests.] not unlike john stewarts the daily show in america, and on this particular edition they had someone from a pro smokers organisation come on and interestingly the man [i remember he was a man but not his name] admited that he himself did not smoke but more interestingly than that one of the things that he said was that there is no proof that smoking causes cancer and even more interestingly than that i slowly began to think that he may actually be right about that. What we know about smoke be it from a cigar, or a bonfire, or a cars engine is that it causes lung damage by working its way into the capilerys and slowly but surely stopping the lung from working properly, what we know about cancer is that it is caused by a mutation of cells that slowly expands causing other cells to mutate and then becoming a tumor this process is often caused by radiation and often by a persons genetic code it isn't in and of itself caused by the lung damage caused by smoking nor is a tumor to be cosidered lung damage in and of itself.

Has any one ever eaten a cheese string its bassically a stick of cheese the fibres of which are constituted in such a way as to give you the abillity to rip it apart and fro the fibres of it to keep together. all things considred they actually taste very nice i just ate one and allready i want another, but as i was chomping down i realised that i was eating what is essentially a lump of cheese, eating it as a snack on its own without any bread or butter or whatever, and that this is not something that either myself nor most other people would ussually do, but then marketing is a wonderfull thing you can market anything to any one how about this

" its poo on a stick
its yummy bummy for you're tummy
its poo on a stick."

does that sound like something that children will soon be pestering their parents for.

Inkers are redundant.

Wake up and smell the magenta you are just tracing over some else's drawings you say that you add depth and strength to a drawing and that may well be true but you're entire job was created solely because the imaging technology of the time was not good enough to pick up fine pencil lines but that time is over now and as for you adding strength and depth to a picture as i have allready said that may well be true but you allso take alot away there is a depth of vision and detail in pencil drawings that is allways lost when ink is applied over it so when choosing you're carreer you should think about this if you're not good enough to be the main artist then perhaps you shouldn't be involved at all.

i'm not angry about this though, i mean did i seem angry, cos i'm not, i just had a burning desire to get this out of me as quick as possible, and so like a pencil drawing it comes out rough and ready with a passion and no real punctuation.

The return of the really cool thing i read recently "bit"

" the things they don't teach you in school
They don't teach you how to love somebody.
They don't teach you how to be famous.
They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor.
They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer.
They don't teach you how to know whats going on in someone else's mind.
They don't teach you what to say to someones whos dying.
They don't teach you anything worth knowing."

although i don't think that the last part is true i do think that many of these things are more important than algerba.

this was taken from neil gaiman's comic book the sandman the volume intitled the kindly ones.
i suggest you read it and that if you do then you do what i did not and read it in order first volume to the last no skipping ahead.
the first volume of it is called Preludes and nocturnes, start there and work you're way up.

If you wish to see some really cool comments that i have just made then go to
www.herostratus.blogspot.com
i hope i havn't offended her to much [ it is a her isn't it i'm sure you said it was in you're profile unless i'm remembering it wrong].

i just took one of those inkblot tests these are my results

Your Unconscious Mind Is Most Driven by Peace.
You have a deeply-rooted desire to make peace in the world. Whether through subtle interactions with loved ones, or through getting involved in social causes, it is important to you to be able to influence the world in a positive way. You have a deep respect for humankind. You care about the future of the world, even beyond your own involvement in it, and you inspire others to feel the same way. Your innate drive toward peace guides you in daily life towards decisions that are respectful toward yourself and others. Your psyche is very rich; the more you learn about it, the more you will understand who you really are...

i think its mostly true allthough i dislike the term peace in the world.

i took another few of those things as well apparently

I am Homer Simpson, I have failed US citizenship test, and I am 80 percent average American.

i'm going to take the test again and see if i can get in.

just took a bloging personality test

Your Blogging Type is Confident and Insightful
You've got a ton of brain power, and you leverage it into brilliant blog.Both creative and logical, you come up with amazing ideas and insights.A total perfectionist, you find yourself revising and rewriting posts a lot of the time.You blog for yourself - and you don't care how popular (or unpopular) your blog is!

see even the internet thinks i'm a genius.

Question

bill gates is i think still the richest man in the world but i wonder who's the poorest?
post you're suggestions

I remember when gary glitter was first arested by the police in vietnam [doesn't this take you back, my first ever post was about him] he was fat he was wearing a pink tee shirt which as i recall his belly was hanging out of and he was bald now i've seen some more pictures of him and he looks quite cool with his well trimed white goatee black jeans trainers black sleevless shirt and baseball cap i would not have recognised him at all [he's pleading not guilty and looking great doing it however i believe he's been sent away for three years in any case] perhaps that was the idea that they would take one look at him and think it can't be the same man and let him go, in any case it reminds me of the time when sadam husain came out of his desert hidding hole and he had lost a huge amount of weight and had grown a beard i thought that he looked rather debanair i don't any more but i think that it was just such a shoking difference between that and his previous walking caricature look.