A poem and or rhyme not written by myself though i forget who did write it.

A rose by any other name would never ever smell the same, and clever is the nose that knows a dog turd thats been called a rose.

you can replace dog turd with almost anything else as long as its of a similar length.

another cool one is

miss suzie had a steam boat
the steam boat had a bell
miss suzie went to heaven
but the steam boat went to hell.