Thursday, March 23, 2006

The how to write the perfect blog post checklist.


1] Spend time thinking about it, don’t just jot it off the top of you’re head. If at all possible write it the previous night and in the morning check it over then and only then upload it onto you’re blog.

2] Try not to make it too long, try to keep it down to about half a page; on the other hand you don’t make it too short either, any thing under seven lines is probably too small an amount.

3] When you begin a new subject, begin also a new post this means that someone will be able to read about one subject and then make a comment about it before reading onto the next subject.

4] Have a actual subject, talk about something don’t just waffle on.

5] Have a sense of humour, write by all means passionately but don’t lose you’re sense of perspective.

6] If you have to give a lot of information so that people can understand what you’re talking about, then you may find it helpful to put a link to somewhere which will have all of the information that you need to give, on the other hand if hand if you acquired you’re information from several different places then perhaps you should compile it and put it into a blog which would be seen before the reader sees the actual piece with you’re opinions in it.

7] You have to realise that if you want one piece to be seen before another you have to upload it second.

8] Don’t write pointless pieces of shit!

9] Spelling really doesn’t matter that much but grammar does. If you don’t pay attention to you’re grammar you’ll just end up looking stupid.

10] These rules are not absolute, you can break them, I do it all them time

1 comment:

Katiez Furry Mewz said...

Nice list!!

Good advice... Now if the writer writes in character then the writer should use the spelling and grammar rulz that best fit the character, the way little noodle duz and da way Katie Kitty spelz shtuffie.

bye bye.