Target audience member Gyrobo.
I’ve just thought up a brilliant new cure to one of the nastiest symptoms of the cold and the flu, the blocked nose and heavy head cold caused by blocked up sinuses. Simply insert a series of tiny metal rings with built in transmitters into you’re nasal cavities and beyond. When you’re sinuses are getting blocked up simply press a button and a transmission will be sent to each and every one of the miracle rings causing them to expand thus alleviating theses symptoms. If the miracle rings are not quite enough to fully alleviate you’re cold and or flu symptoms then with one quick and easy extra payment you can also acquire for you’re self the miracle snot sucker. Once the miracle rings are fully expanded snot will once more be able to flow freely around you’re head then all you need to do is apply the miracle snot sucker to you’re nasal cavities and turn it on and the miracle suction will then clear all the snot out of you’re sinuses thus curing you’re cold and or flu. Now if I was to say that what I said was absolutely true then how much would you pay for it what’s that you say “one hundred pounds” well you don’t have to pay that much all you’ll pay is one easy payment [per item] of ninety seven pounds [per item] the seven is for nasal heaven.
I’ve just thought up a brilliant new cure to one of the nastiest symptoms of the cold and the flu, the blocked nose and heavy head cold caused by blocked up sinuses. Simply insert a series of tiny metal rings with built in transmitters into you’re nasal cavities and beyond. When you’re sinuses are getting blocked up simply press a button and a transmission will be sent to each and every one of the miracle rings causing them to expand thus alleviating theses symptoms. If the miracle rings are not quite enough to fully alleviate you’re cold and or flu symptoms then with one quick and easy extra payment you can also acquire for you’re self the miracle snot sucker. Once the miracle rings are fully expanded snot will once more be able to flow freely around you’re head then all you need to do is apply the miracle snot sucker to you’re nasal cavities and turn it on and the miracle suction will then clear all the snot out of you’re sinuses thus curing you’re cold and or flu. Now if I was to say that what I said was absolutely true then how much would you pay for it what’s that you say “one hundred pounds” well you don’t have to pay that much all you’ll pay is one easy payment [per item] of ninety seven pounds [per item] the seven is for nasal heaven.
2 comments:
This sounds like a good Gag for MAD TV...
Also reminds me of Steve Martin. If forgot the name of the movie, but it's the one where he starts out saying, "I was born a poor black child."
He invents this nose pinching thing that holds your glasses on. He makes millions until someone sues him.
*..* (cat with earmuffs....colllld in Kansaaasssss.)
the jerk. his first movie. how dare you not know it. boy will my face be red if i've got that one wrong.
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