Open for buisness the First Church of Everybody Likes Baloons.


The first laws of balloon worship:

1] everybody likes baloons.

2] liking balloons is one of the constants of the universe.

3] if you don't like balloons then you've got something wrong with you.

4] balloons are perfect.

5] balloons show the fragility of life

6] balloons are like eggs.

7] balloons are like the planet

8] balloons are like the galaxy.

9] balloons are like the universe.

10] balloons are representations of life and creation.

11] nobody can hate a balloon.

12] there is no one and true and only balloon, only balloons.


The first ritual of balloon worship

rub balloon against chest untill enough static electricity has built up for it to stay there, contemplate it untill it of its own achord falls off, do not force it off.

alternatively follow the first step but then put it on the wall and contemplate it untill it of its own achord falls down, once again do not force it off.