favourite phrase

move yo fat arse, i say it to cars as they slow down when you're at a crossing and the cars to close for you to cross and you just want it to speed up so you can cross the road but it doesn't and you don't know weather it thinks its doing you a favour and can't understand why you havn't crossed or its just doing it to anoy you cos its a sadist or its just bored and wants some entertainment and you can't imagine what level of entertainment it would derive from this situation but then it is a car so you imagine that it would have a particulaly carcentric way of thinking and sense of humour and then it passes and you cross over and forget about it.