- How are things?
- Where are you and what can you see out of the window?
- What was the last thing you put in you're mouth?
- What rumor would you like to start about yourself?
- What would you do if you were a member of the opposite sex for a day?
- What would you like to change about yourself?
- what's you're fantasy?
- What do you look for in a partner?
- What are you obsessed with?
- What would surprise people about you?
- Who would you most like to have a drink with?
- What was the last lie you told?
- what's you're favorite swear word?
- What song would you like played at you're funeral?
- [Finish this sentence] Happiness is.......
Saturday, May 06, 2006
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"What hitler and for that matter stalin needed was a good psyciatrist ironically the biggest monster hitler would have i think given time listened to the therapist whereas stalin the leeser of two evils would have been too paranoid having said that had it not been for stalin hitler may well have one uncle joe saved the world and don't you forget it."
I totally don't understand your comment about Heil Idiot...
Although Hitler and Stalin could just play in a ping pong tournament with Larry, Moe & Curly.
Now onto your questions:
1) How are Things?
No Thing wanted to find Some Thing, but Any Thing and Every Thing got in the way.
2) Where are you and what can you see out the window?
I am in the basement and I see dead grass.
3) What rumor would you like to start about yourself?
I won the 2010 SAG awards for best supporting actress in a comedy film.
5) What would you do if you were a member of the opposite sex for a day?
Beat the Holy Crud out of you for messing with my sister or take a leak behind a tree.
6) What would you like to change about yourself?
I would like to have at least a half a million dollars worth of change.
7) What's your fantasy?
Play straight man to a famous comedian or host a roast for them on their 80th birthday. (Richard Belzer is hosting the roast of 80 year old Jerry Lewis on June 9th.)
I would like to take Robin Wiliams to lunch and mess up Howard Stern's hair.
8) What do you look for in a partner?
Depends on the partnership.
For a husband, I looked for a gentle Brit, taller than me with green/blue eyes and lots of hair.
I settled for the first three out of four.
When it comes to comedy, I'm looking for a brother-person who has more experience than I do-- good at being a mentor and doesn't mind if I wear his hat and or mess up his hair.
9)What are you obsessed with?
Chocolate.
10) What would surprise people about you?
Nothing would surprise me about you.
11) Who would you most like to have a drink with?
12) I would like to have a cup of tea with Harlee McBride and Richard Belzer.
12) What was the last lie you told?
The check is in the mail.
13) What's your favorite swear word?
Oh just go nuke off, alright?
14) What song would you like played at your funeral?
Bridge Over Troubled Water.
15) Happiness is....
right before Happy Hour and hara-kiri in the Oxford Dictionary,
Oh I missed a question:
What was the last thing that I put in my mouth?
Chocolate/Peanut Butter Ice Cream.
^..^
1]i'm bored, 2]i can see a round a bout out the window, 3]the last thing i put in my mouth was a cream cheese sandwich, 4]like to start a rumour that i am satan incarnate, 5]if i was a girl fo a day i'd only leave my room to take a shower, 6]i'd change nothing about myself , 7]i am my fantasy, 8]me, 9]me, 10]how obsessed i am with myself, 11]like to have drink with Kiether Sutherland, 12]all of this is a lie as is this, 13]cunt, 14] lay thorns on my grave by Emperor, 15] happiness is Emperor.
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